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Porky the Poet/Phill Jupitus - Jeremy Carfucker
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Jeremy Carfucker
Porky the Poet/Phill Jupitus

Listen one listen all while I tell of a scandal
So vile that upon it you won't get a handle
At both ends you'll find yourself burning the candle
As you ponder the sins of this old fashioned vandal
Jeremy Clarkson
Has been up to some larks son
They finally caught Jeremy fucking a car.

The first sign that he was in this way perverted
Was at a Ford dealership when he first flirted
And all over an Escort young Jeremy squirted
XR3i owners were all alerted
Jeremy Clarkson
Is quick off the mark son
They finally caught Jeremy fucking a car.

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