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Archetypes: The cast of The Wolves [Manuel Harlan]

The Wolves
Theatre Royal Stratford East

THERE’S nothing quite like a rousing chorus of Beyonce’s Who Run The World? followed by the slogan to end all others, “Suck my tampon, bitches!” to announce — in case you missed it amid all the upspeak — that this a play about teenage girls navigating their way through the post-training-bra years.

In Sarah DeLappe's story of a high school indoor “soccer” team from Middle America making their way through the league and hoping to be scouted for college teams, the arguments are about tampon blood and the Khmer Rouge, with the conversations occasionally coalescing gruesomely — “It’s like a mass grave in my bathroom!”

Stretching in unison and gossiping in cliques, the dialogue is superbly handled by director Ellen McDougall’s brilliant cast, but as the play goes on, these archetypal characters buckle under the demands of the script and the narrative simply doesn’t cohere.

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