The bard celebrates two other fine practitioners of the art, and laments a lost brewer
Benjamin Myers - I Saw Katie Hopkins
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I Saw Katie Hopkins
Benjamin Myers
I saw Katie Hopkins shoplift from Oxfam a porcelain figurine of a Newfoundland dog with a wooden barrel on its back in which you put brandy.
I saw Katie Hopkins asleep in a plate of chicken nuggets at a Little Chef; she was wearing a Cats tour jacket and one glove.
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