Skip to main content
Attila the Stockbroker Diary: April 19, 2024
Suddenly pressed into international diplomacy, the bard brings the crumhorn of peace to North Korea
THE CRUMHORN OF PEACE: (L) Attila in action; (R) Arirang, a 600 year old folksong sung today in both North and South Korea, and a symbol of unity in the region that is divided by the Korean War [Courtesy of John Bain/Wikicommons/CC]

NK DONS! 

I’m 66. I’ve been Attila for 44 years. And the wonderful thing is that the kind of utterly bonkers stories documented extensively in my 2015 autobiography Arguments Yard are still happening to me after all this time. The latest one can finally be revealed. 

Last year I came home from the pub to the kind of email one doesn’t get every day. 

The 95th Anniversary Appeal
Support the Morning Star
You have reached the free limit.
Subscribe to continue reading.
Similar stories
ATTILA
Attila the Stockbroker Diary / 23 May 2026
23 May 2026

The Bard does Bearded Theory, and lodges a complaint about bandnames

covers
Culture / 2 January 2026
2 January 2026

Two inspring books — that’s your New Year’s musing from me on January 2 2026

attila
Attila the Stockbroker Diary / 22 August 2025
22 August 2025

The Bard commutes to work for the first time in 45 years

attila
Attila the Stockbroker Diary / 8 August 2025
8 August 2025

Fiery words from the Bard in Blackpool and Edinburgh, and Evidence Based Punk Rock from The Protest Family